Friday, October 06, 2006

How to treat a brother right,

Y'all remember when I was thrilled about the Portastatic pre-order?

Well. The record just fell into my mailbox. That is they way to brighten a day. They loaded me up y'allz. I got:
  • An invoice with a sweet sharpie scrawled "61" letting Merge know I wanted the hot mess. (w00t!)
  • A new streamlined Merge sticker
  • A Portastatic post-card for "Who Loves The Sun"
  • A Be Still Please poster with Mac getting some wave action
  • The Some Small Things You Can't Defend demo CD inscribed by the man himself. You can bathe in the silver sharpied handwritten glory below:
(The underscore lets you know that this is indeed, Mac! who is dropping the science on the unwashed masses, without the need for punctuation, for punctuation is a brute's tool.)

For the grand total of $13.00 American. And I got it, all the way across the Continent 3 business days before that record drops en la tiendas. That, young scholars all, is how you win and keep a customer, and turn him into something unwholesome in his enthusiasm.

I'm speechless.
And I'm Out.

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